I am a
Male
Female
I don't smoke
My favorite animal is the
Guinea Pig
Turtle
Rabbit
Dog
Horse
Cat
Zebu
Puffer Fish
Pet Rock
Monkey
All animals taste just as good
My friends
Hate me
Run away
Talk to me
support me
Exist
Have tried to kill me at least once
Have tried to kill me at least twice
Have successfully killed me
In my spare time I
Cut myself
Eat
Eat food
Socialize with friends
Read Children's Tales of the Universe
Read Worship Your Vermin
Play stupid video games
Add people to "The list"
Fill out online forms
I have read CTU
Once
Twice
Heck, I might as well have written the book!
I am trying to memorize it
Never, but I am going to buy it after playing this game
Never, because I'm a serial killer
I believe in
World peace
World domination
World peace through world domination
The Eater Bunny
Hunting
ME!!!
I have
Donated to charity
Run a marathon
Wished I was never born
Learned not to play with matches
Learned not to play with matches the hard way
Friends
Money
Parents
Glasses
Access to a computer
I have dreamt
Of pink elephants
Of CTU related things
I was only wearing underwear and I was embarrassed
I was only wearing underwear and I was proud
That I was sleeping
That I was falling
That I was a real boy
That I was sleeping in a bed
If I were a millionaire I would
Live in a beach house on a small tropical island
Live in a mansion
Give my money away
Enjoy the never ending road-trip in the "Egg Truck"
Run a small farm
Run a small farm in the middle of a large city
Try to manage a business and make more money
Get plastic surgery and hide from my family
The person I admire most is
Bill Gates
Thomas Edison
Myself
Chairman Mao
Chair salesman Mao
Children's Tales of the Universe
I can't decide
I hate all of humanity
Ink Blotch Tests
Is it really there?
Oh, what do you know, it's Mr. Parrot!
It appears to be an optical illusion. It could be two dogs kissing or a tuna chef
It's....cute
Is it really there?
It's a crazy grandmother
I see a face
It's....cute
Is it really there?
It's a discoing pac-man ghost!
It doesn't really matter, as long as you believe
It's....cute
Is it really there?
It's not an inkblotch, idiot, it's a cow
It's a train. And it's coming for me!
It's....cute
